
“Sweet Potato Vines!”
Just when you thought typing couldn’t get any more awesome. They throw in Zombies to the mix! Didn’t see that one comin’….. did ya?!
Well neither did I.
So for those of you, unaware, of the ability to kill the undead, simply by the power of your typing, I’m about to hit ya with some knowledge.
The Year:
2000
A Zombie infestation has taken over a nearby town and island, the citizens are helpless to defend off the relentless Zombie hordes threatening their very way of life [and brains].
Sure, the government could probably come in, out smart, out gun, and out walk these dumb witted lifeless corpses feeding off the brains of the living, but that would be too easy.
Instead… lets send in you!
Have no fear though, young hero! We wouldn’t simply just throw you into a city full of undead maneaters without some protection.
Here… take this:
A Sweet Ass Backpack and Keyboard!
Because ‘Now You’re Playing With Power!’… oh wait.. wrong console.
Okay… you’re kinda screwed.
I mean, if we gave you a backpack, then at least you could store supplies, weapons, and other inventory for use in slaying the Zombie horde, but bad news bub. Thats no backpack, its just a sweet as Dreamcast with shoulder straps…. sorry.
Don’t worry though, its full loaded with one tight-ass chest level Keyboard…. uh… uh?
Alright! Our budget was tight alright…. Guns and Ammo refused to sponsor this little adventure so we had to go with what we’ve got…. sheesh… just get out there and lay down some typing devastation alright!
Eat Keys Zombie Scum!
PC! IQ! MP!
Whew… that was close….
In this remake of the SEGA classic Arcade zombie slay-fest known as ‘House of the Dead 2′, you use the power of the keys to hold back the undying hunger of the Undead.
With each successful keystroke goes a round to the moist soft head of the corresponding zombie. Finish the entire world to take him to the ground, and receive a score / rank for the speed and accuracy of your skillz [to pay the billz].
Type too slow and you’re ground beef buddy. If your typing skills aren’t up to par however, have no fear, theres help on the way!
@my !!1!1!! H@rry!!1!!!1!
Thank god! Its our Elite… possibly handicapped, Agent backup in the form of two Text to Speech savvy business people. [HELLO. HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING.]
And here I was thinking we were doom…
This game has it all!
Typing, Mental Retardation, Zombies, Sweet Ass Backpacks…
Seriously, what more could you ask for in a title?
Nothing. The answer is nothing.
Not to mention that, but it has various game modes [Arcade, Story, Tutorial, Drill, Boss Battle, etc.] where you can test your skills against a variety of enemy and challenges. The boss battles are exceptionally fun, considering you’re given a random string of words to type out before he attacks.
Successfully finish the series of words [commonly known as a sentence] and block the attack. Otherwise, its AXE TO THE FACE BABY!
My favorite of the series of words that I’ve come across being:
‘Vanilla Ice Cream Hat’
‘Give me a poem!’
and finally
‘Sweet Potato Vines!’
……
Classic.
If Zombie slaying and human race saving isn’t your thing.
Yet you can’t get enough of typing games [trust me, I know I can't] then theres still a game for you!
Mario Saves The Day!
Haha… and you thought I could go a post without mentioning my favorite plumber.
Think again stinkwad!
Mario, as Mario does, was not to be outdone by some two-bit Zombie hack. He decided to have his own typing adventure. Use your key-bility to advance through the Mushroom Kingdom, squashing Numbers, Letters, and Punctuation on the side of turtles that slightly resemble Koopa Troopas as you go.

So next time you need to look busy at work, or pretend you’re typing up a homework assignment, pop in these bad boys and slay some zombies or save mushroom kingdom while you’re at it. Two birds with one stone… Booyah!
Both of these fine gaming experiences can be found on the PC, while the Typing of the Dead is also available on the Dreamcast, as long as you have the Dreamcast Keyboard to boot.
So what are you waiting for, those zombies aren’t going to Key themselves now are they!
Go scavenge you a copy of these bad boys… you won’t be disappointed… really… they’re awesome…
Many many kudos to dko5 for scowering the interwebs to find a downloadable version of Typing of the Dead and sending it over to me this evening for me to lay down some keys on some unsuspecting zombs [zombie + noob = zombs]!